THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: jessic-eh)
seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
